Poor geniuses
July 26th, 2008 | by jz | Published in Future of the Internet, iphone | 1 Comment
The Free Software Foundation’s Defective by Design project highlights objections to technologies that enforce limitations on the uses of the content they carry. This weekend they’re encouraging people to book time with an Apple “genius” — one of the in-store sales + tech support people who usually spend the day answering questions about iPod capacities and hard drive backups — and instead ask less pedestrian stuff:
Start by introducing yourself to your Genius.
“I’m from the DRM elimination crew at DefectiveByDesign.org — I’d like to ask you a few questions about the defects Apple has designed into the iPhone 3G.”
- Why do all developers have to submit their applications to Apple before they can be loaded onto an iPhone?
- Why does iTunes still contain so much DRM-laden music?
- The iPhone 3G has GPS support. How can users be sure that the GPS cannot be used to track their position, without their permission? …
Questioners are to rate the geniuses’ answers “between 1 and 32, with 1 being a really bad answer, and 32 being an answer that really showed insight into the restrictive practices of the iPhone.” A “perfect score” is 160, the IQ attributed to Einstein. Then:
If you feel your Genius did particularly well, or particularly badly, please let us know their name, email address, and the store address — it’ll be on their business card. We’ll send prizes and information accordingly.
On the substance, I’m anxious that the iPhone represents a sea change in the way code gets written and deployed — the middle of the end of the thirty-year-old PC model where anyone could write anything and deploy it to anyone who had the PC hardware with no gatekeepers in between. But I don’t think I could bring myself to trouble an Apple Store employee with questions that are most emphatically unrelated to consummating a sale or supporting one that’s already happened. And while quite often a store will use my personal information to spam me follow up, it feels intrusive to me to put the shoe on the other foot and end up writing back to them with how they did on a DRM test.
I’ll be curious to see if there are reports on how these interviews go — and how they’re handled by the employees.
–JZ


July 31st, 2008 at 8:06 pm (#)
Can we share the prizes with Geniuses (Geni?) if we coach them? What are the prizes?
OK, that’s a rethorical question once again: no Mac Stores nearby. :^(
Anyone trying to send Apps to the Store that match and explore every category noted by Jobs as innapropriate to be more specific about their intent?